Wealth

Empire balance sheet

Net worth
£1,248,600
+£12.4k this month
£3000/day goal
£3,120 /day avg
100%

Tess: Fastest path to £3k/day = close two Fastlane projects + recurring Evogeneus maintenance plan. Worth a focused 30-day push.

Monthly income
£62,400
Passive / day
£740
Cash available
£84,200
Pipeline total
£409,900
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Empire · four pillars

Evil Genius growth plans

Combined monthly revenue
£24.6k
/ £74k target
£1.0m
12-mo goal
£8,720
Profit / mo
£185k
YTD revenue
33%
To monthly

Four pillars. One empire. Build each one to £25k/mo and the family never works for anyone again.

Evil Genius Industries
Scaling
Amazon FBA · physical products under the EG brand
£8.4k
Rev / mo
£2.1k
Profit / mo
4/12
SKUs
Revenue → £25k/mo34%
Profit → £7.5k/mo28%
Goals
0/5
  • Launch 3 new SKUs this quarter (red-light, posture, hydration)Q1
  • Hit £25k/mo revenue across catalogueEnd Q2
  • Get hero SKU to BSR top 10 in categoryMar
  • Sign 2nd Chinese factory for redundancyFeb
  • Build 2k email list via insert cardsQ2
Next: Approve hero SKU artwork — sample lands Tue
Risk: Single-factory dependency on hero SKU
Benchsmiths
Earning
Bespoke upholstery for hospitality, architects & interior designers
£11.2k
Rev / mo
£4.8k
Profit / mo
6/10
SKUs
Revenue → £22k/mo51%
Profit → £9.5k/mo51%
Goals
0/5
  • Land 4 commercial contracts (cafés, hotels)Q1
  • Hit £22k/mo with 4-week lead time maxQ2
  • Hire a 2nd upholsterer + apprenticeMar
  • Add quote tool + project gallery to benchsmiths.comFeb
  • Build showroom corner at the workshopQ2
Next: Chase Patel quote (£4k) + Murcar Links banquette
Risk: Quoting bottleneck — too much sits on me
Evil Genius Studios
Building
Hidden manufacturing partner for artists, galleries & public art
£3.2k
Rev / mo
£1.1k
Profit / mo
18/60
SKUs
Revenue → £15k/mo21%
Profit → £6.0k/mo18%
Goals
0/5
  • Publish 6 anonymised case studies on egkustoms.comQ1
  • Land 2 public art commissions (NDA OK)Feb
  • Build materials & methods library pageMar
  • Get on 3 gallery preferred-fabricator listsQ2
  • Productise artist-edition workflow (sculpture + print)Q2
Next: Quote two inbound artist briefs + ship sculpture sample
Risk: Most best work stays under NDA — hard to market publicly
Evil Genius Neon Signs
Early traction
Custom LED neon · weddings, bars, brands, gifts
£1.8k
Rev / mo
£0.7k
Profit / mo
8/25
SKUs
Revenue → £12k/mo15%
Profit → £5.0k/mo14%
Goals
0/5
  • Build configurator (font/colour/size live preview)Feb
  • Hit £12k/mo from weddings + bar fit-outsQ2
  • Partner with 5 wedding planners in NE ScotlandMar
  • Stock 25 ready-made designs for fast dispatchQ2
  • TikTok: 3 reels/week showing build processOngoing
Next: Lock supplier MOQ — Shenzhen Ledfriend samples
Risk: Lead time from China (28d) is killing wedding urgency